I'd rather be a cook than a cop

June 2025

I'd rather be a cook than a cop

Or another useless sycophant at a podium driveling fourth reich

I'd rather be a bus boy than have no spine

Or another kevlar clad baby

Who loses their nerve at the sight of a plastic knife

Who only knows how to solve a problem with a standard issue glock

I'd rather scrub the floor than be a bootlicker

Have a brain than be a dog foaming at the mouth

I'd rather make $12 an hour flipping burgers than make $200k in overtime shooting rubber bullets at brown people

I'd rather die a cook than live as a fucking pig